The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
So 29 years after hearing this song for the 
first time and then having thought the lyric 
was "just to hold you like a dog" every time I 
listened to or sang the song, I saw the Cure at 
the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, TX. I texted 
my brother a picture of the performance with 
the caption "JUST TO HOLD YOU LIKE A DOG!!!" 
and my brother texted back and said, "like a 
doll." I was like, "what?" and he said, "dude, 
it's 'just to hold you like a doll'" and then I 
realized that I'd been singing it wrong for 29 
years, and the actual lyrics made so much more 
sense.
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Submitted on
5/1/2018 10:31 am
Age it happened
45
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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